I think facebook needs an "I ve seen this before, but I still like it" button....

You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.

The most wasted day in the life
Is the day in which we have not Laughed

Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay....fay....face....facebook :D

Like If : you hate when you get a notification, but it turns out to be pointless -

The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago...

In Facebook, Love starts with "Friend Request & COMMENTS" and ends with "BLOCK". :p

I LIKE you, Do you LIKE me Back?
Sincerely,
A Wall Post. :p

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Friend request are great, but who the hell are you?

The awkward moment when someone sits next to you while you re using the Facebook. :p

The awkward moment when the person you were talking about in your status likes it. :p

Height of FB update-
"Suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hun main..." :-D

That awkward moment when you accidentally hit the LIKE button during Facebook stalking.

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook, not everyone wants to see you HAPPY. :p

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat