Wow! What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn, went to 2 Birthday parties, ran 6 miles, then told a BUNCH of lies on Facebook.

In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to FACE will be finding a user name on FACEBOOK that hasn t already been taken... :p

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you re doing it for attention and we all know that you ll be back. :p

Is Facebook a Male or Female???
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Ofcourse a FEMALE... Totally unpredictable..

Changes over night.. !! =D

Dad joined facebook. . . . . .kid`s status. . .`wtf`. . . .dad asks him. . . . . `what is wtf. . ?`. . Kid replies. . . .`welcome to facebook. . .`. . . . :P

That awkward moment when I ask you to share my page on your profile, but you don t because you don t want your friends to know where you get your Funny Statuses. :p

loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.

If facebook Shuts Down, People Would Be roaming the Street In Tears, Showing Pictures Of Themselves to Other People & Asking..
"Do You Like This? Do u?" :p

If facebook Shuts Down, People Would Be roaming the Street In Tears, Showing Pictures Of Themselves to Other People & Asking..
"Do You Like This? Do u?" :p

What is Facebook? A place where boy posts a joke there is no response ... but Girl posts same joke she get 95 likes, 35 comment, 15 friend requests..! Like if agree :P

You know you’re addicted to Facebook when you turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, grab your phone and log on to Facebook one last time for the night. :p

Life never seems to be the way we want it
But we live it the best way we can
There is no perfect life
But we can fill it with perfect moments

Life has no pause buttons
Dream has no expiry dates
Time has no holidays
So Dont waste a single moment in life
Live it and enjoy it

Life is like Facebook - People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.