One day these two fine ladies were sittin on the front porch having some iced tea One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see and says Look at this ring my husband gave me Isn t it nice? To which the other woman replies Oh that s nice that s real nice The first woman then says And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises The second woman again replies Oh that s nice that s real nice Well sweetheart doesn t your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places? Oh the second woman responds When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school Why d he do that? the first woman asks To which the second fine southern woman replies Well you see before when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them or the trips he sent her on I would have just said I don t give a fuck but now I say that s nice that s real nice

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