MHoBBAT or MAUT bin bulaye MHEMAN hote ha!,Kb Aa jaye koi Nhi jantaLekin 2no ka 1hi Kam hota hai1DIL le jati hai,Aur Dusri...DHARKAN ..!!•----•

if tum kisi se behad pyar krte ho, or usse jyada pyar tumhe koi karta hai to tum kise pana chahoge, jise tum chahte ho ya jo tumhe chahta hai.rply must..

Patient:mujhe bemari hai,khane k baad bhookh nahi lagati, sone k baad nind nahi aati kaam karu to thak jata hu, Dr: saari rat dhup me betho thik ho jaoge

Chupkay se ye chand ki roshni choo jaye apko, Dheeray se ye hawa choo jaye apkoDilse jo chahtay ho maang lo Khuda se, Hum dua karte hain mil jaye wo apko

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.

Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai..!! :

Humare chale jaane k baad ye samandar ki rait bhi tm se poocha kre gi...!kahan chala gya wo shaks jo tanhai me aa kr bs tumhra hi naam likha krta tha...!

Aaj India Kkhatarnak daku"Virappan"ki 3rd death anniversry HUski Atma K shanti K liyeaap ye msg kisi 1 daku ko forward krdo!Maine to kar diya..

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi"FARAZ"Maine Khushi Se KahaAaj Itna Pyar Kis Liye?Usne KahaYe Pyar Nahi PaglayKal Package ki Expiry Date Hai Is Liye.

Most painful situation other than love is when u waiting for ur frnd after exam..Thinkng.,"Saala abi tak nahi aya, lagta hai paas ho jayega"...

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?Wah wahZ@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?Akhir joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai! :-

Khamosi me jo sunoge wo awaz hmari hogi. Zindgi bhar sath rhe wo pyar hmara hoga. Duniya ki hr khushi 1 din aapki hogi, kyunki inke piche dua hmari hogi.

Best Way of RemovingTensionIs not saying."All iz Well"Just sit in a CornerClose your Eyesand say.."Bhaad Me Jaaye""Bhaad Me Jaye

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khoon ka raang hota he lal.gor farmaiyekhoon ka raang hota he lal.acp ne kaha: pata lagao abhijeet.DR.salunkhe ke sir pe kahan se aya itna sara baal !!!!