hum jise chahe wo chahe kisi aur ko,khuda kare jise wo chahe wo chahe kisi aur ko.

Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega. Wah Wah.. Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega Volume Kam Kar Pappa Jag Jayega

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Bi Na Saken FARAZSubah Ko Surkh Aankhen Dekh K MAA Kehti Hai."KANJRA RAAT CHARAS PI K SOOTA SI". :-)

Chuha bilee se darta hai,Billie kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,Aadmi bibi se darta hai,Aur Bibi Chuhe se darti hai...BHAGWAN KI BHI MAYA AJIB HAI !!!

Ek Pyari Chhoti Si Machali Ne Maa Se Puchha, "Hum Jameen Pe Q Nahi Rehte?"Anubhavi Maa Boli:-"Beta,Pani Fish Ke Liye Hai Or Jameen SELFISH Ke Liye..

Agar hum tumhari aankoh k ashu hote toh hum tumhari aakhon s hoker hoto par marna pasand karte,agar tum humari aakhon k ashu hote toh tumhari kasam hum kabhi na rote

ye msg un logo ko bhejo jo is Bhuri Duniya M Rehte Huye BBahut Ache H Maine Apko Bhej Diya...................Galti Se.....

Dil me TumDharhkan me TumAankhon me TumSaanson me TumJahan b dekhuBus Tum hi TumDetol wali Anty sach kehti henJaraseem har jaga hote hain

Daga Rora Pista Dama KhairLaka Pui Pui O Main Mar GaiOi Oi Oi.....Samajh Ai??..........O Khan Sahab Keh Rahe Hain,"Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tere Liye

Inbox ki gawahi ko madde nazar rakhte hue... kalam 420 k tahet sms padh rahe mujrim ko balance hote hue bhi sms nahi bhejne k jurm me KANJUS karaar diya jata hai....

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If any dog attacks u@.IL,__VL

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Ek super joke................HO TO BHEJNA.