Ladies: No need of make-up as today is Halloween

Today I dressed up as Hurricane Sandy pissed all over the street and flipped off my neighbor s circuit breakers

Wishing you a a blessed Halloween filled with magical surprises May you get lots of treats that are good to eat

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam may luck be yours on Halloween Irish Proverb Have a blessed Halloween

May all your witches come true; Wild ghosts appear in your dreams And monsters trample your fears Happy Halloween

How like a queen comes forth the lonely Moon From the slow opening curtains of the clouds Walking in beauty to her midnight throne Happy Halloween

To all the Beautiful Women: If you think that your life has been devastated by ugly husbands take your revenge by not wearing any make-up Happy Halloween

Halloween also known as Allhalloween All Hallows Eve or All Saints Eve is the time in the liturgical year dedicated to remembering the dead including saints (hallows) martyrs and all the faithful departed believers Have a very happy Halloween