Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!Bhatija: Thik Hai.Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??Wo MotA sA,Aas-PAAs bAAL,NArAM-NArAMUpEr sE CoVEr...NEvEr??JhooT boLTE ho?KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;-

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...School Bhej DiA . . . ;-

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta HyDabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta HyChoos Lo Tou Dil Nahi BhartaQ kQ kSaal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;-

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaadabao naa, zara zor seaisa karo apni shirt nikaloapni pant bhi nikal domeri saadi bhi nikal doab zorse dabao aur dabao naabahut tight hai plz.aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka""Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo,.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;-

TERi lita k lu?Ya bitha k lu?Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?ya tujhe karun khara ?ya teri jhuka k lu?Ab tu hi bata k main teriPHotokaise lon?

Girl: What do you like in me?Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.Girl: Whattt???Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Hold It GentlyPut 2 FingrsIf Dey DntFitFos Dem InIf De Hole�s Big EnafPut3Muv Up & DownSlowly..Ooh Yes..Can U Fil It?Dats How U Wash A Glass

Girl Friend ke saath,Kamre ke andhar,Table ke upar,Batti ke neeche,De tacatac.... tacatac..De tacatac.... tacatac..Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;-

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar jiGirl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,Jawab us k sawal ka..Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,Haath se phool gulab ka..Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,Deedar mere husne shabab ka..Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.