Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!Bhatija: Thik Hai.Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta HyDabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta HyChoos Lo Tou Dil Nahi BhartaQ kQ kSaal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;-

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??Wo MotA sA,Aas-PAAs bAAL,NArAM-NArAMUpEr sE CoVEr...NEvEr??JhooT boLTE ho?KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;-

TERi lita k lu?Ya bitha k lu?Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?ya tujhe karun khara ?ya teri jhuka k lu?Ab tu hi bata k main teriPHotokaise lon?

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar jiGirl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,Jawab us k sawal ka..Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,Haath se phool gulab ka..Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,Deedar mere husne shabab ka..Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

App MujhayAik jagaSe bohatPyareLagtay hain.?Malooum hai kahan Se ?DOOR SE

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?Larki Dodh Pee Rhe HoLarka Kis Ka ?Larki Apni BhenKiBhains Ka ...=P;->:-P

G karta hai k ajApko ...Koney mein le ja kr1 danda le kr ...Aap kiGAGANGANDGANDHI Gk style meinphoto loon...

BHARWA.BHARWABHARWABHARWAjaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi....Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka""Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

Wo kiyA hAi??JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??U Dirty MiNdAnswEr hAi.BethAhuA.BAkrA ... :p ;-

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

Dil Chahta Hai K AajAap KoKonay Main Le Ja KarEk Danda Le Kar,Aap Ki,GGAGANGANDGANDHGANDHI JiK Style MainPhoto Khenchon ;-