Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,Jawab us k sawal ka..Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,Haath se phool gulab ka..Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,Deedar mere husne shabab ka..Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!Bhatija: Thik Hai.Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta HyDabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta HyChoos Lo Tou Dil Nahi BhartaQ kQ kSaal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;-

Wo kiyA hAi??JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??U Dirty MiNdAnswEr hAi.BethAhuA.BAkrA ... :p ;-

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??Wo MotA sA,Aas-PAAs bAAL,NArAM-NArAMUpEr sE CoVEr...NEvEr??JhooT boLTE ho?KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;-

Rearrange These Words1) PNEIS2) HTIELRS3) NGGERI4) BUTTSXE............Did You Read:Spine,Slither,Ginger&Subtext ?? =PIf Not . . . =DNaughty

mangta hoon to deti nahijawab meri baat kadeti ho to khara ho jata hairom rom jazbaat kakyun kehte ho bar bar daloobaloo mein phool ghulab ka

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...School Bhej DiA . . . ;-

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.Bush: But ik masla hy.Musharraf: o ki.Bush: piu da pta nhe.Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaadabao naa, zara zor seaisa karo apni shirt nikaloapni pant bhi nikal domeri saadi bhi nikal doab zorse dabao aur dabao naabahut tight hai plz.aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaaker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.sari windows bhi band kar do,parday girrakar lights off kar do aurtumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?Larki Dodh Pee Rhe HoLarka Kis Ka ?Larki Apni BhenKiBhains Ka ...=P;->:-P

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka""Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

Dil Chahta Hai K AajAap KoKonay Main Le Ja KarEk Danda Le Kar,Aap Ki,GGAGANGANDGANDHGANDHI JiK Style MainPhoto Khenchon ;-