Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

Dil Chahta Hai K AajAap KoKonay Main Le Ja KarEk Danda Le Kar,Aap Ki,GGAGANGANDGANDHGANDHI JiK Style MainPhoto Khenchon ;-

Hello hello mera lelokya?Salam.bolo bolo apni kholo.kya?ZUbanDEkho apni khol k dekhokya ?AAnkhienKitna bara hai merakya?DIL

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti heinKuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti heinKuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .Jaroo

Pehlay gallay lagaophir kiss karophir bistar pe litaaophir neechay haath laga ke check karoagar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Bite the neck gently,Chew the breast softly,Spread the legs slowly,Suck the juice excitingly,That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .Girl:Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,Frnd: Kyun ???Girl:W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa. =P =D

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless itswiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue someexercise

Uffo Kia Kerte HoDuur Hat JaoKoi Dekhe Ga Tou KiaSoche Ga ??Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?Uff Abi Nhi KronaAkele Me KrnaNAAK SAAF ;->Hamesha Ganda Sochna

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo,.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;-

TERi lita k lu?Ya bitha k lu?Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?ya tujhe karun khara ?ya teri jhuka k lu?Ab tu hi bata k main teriPHotokaise lon?

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

In Which Situation, Do Men Start SweatingIn 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?Think..Think..Ans is SHOPPING! :-pGod Bless Your Naughty Mind!

Girl: What do you like in me?Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.Girl: Whattt???Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Hold It GentlyPut 2 FingrsIf Dey DntFitFos Dem InIf De Hole�s Big EnafPut3Muv Up & DownSlowly..Ooh Yes..Can U Fil It?Dats How U Wash A Glass