What do you call sad coffee? Despresso

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldoze

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bea

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don t work

What kind of robbery is least dangerous? A safe robbery

There is no problem that can t be solved by a good miracle

Q: Why do ambassadors never get sick? A: Diplomatic immunity

I bet you Rs 43 284 you can t guess how much I owe my bookie

Last week there was a lookalike contest in China Everybody won

Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store

If you watch an Apple store getting robbed are you an iWitness?

Show me where Stalin is buried and I ll show you a Communist plot

Did you hear about the two Mexican firefighters- Jose and Hose B?

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? He had no-body to go with