Can t stand me? Then sit down

You are as useless as AY in OKAY

You re as useless as the ay in Okay

I got 99 problems You re 98 of them

Shit happens I mean look at your face

Life s a bitch Oh no wait - that s you

I have a sixth sense I see stupid people

You remind me of my chinese friend Ug Lee

You look like shit Is that the style now?

You have the face of a saint a St Bernard

If stupidity was painful you d be in agony

I don t react doesn t mean I didn t notice

The difference between CHAMP and CHUMP is U

There is no u in awesome; But there is a me

If ignorance is bliss you must be overjoyed