Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are

Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.

My wife ran away with my best friend.To tell you the truth, I really miss him.

Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!

Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor you,, wife thanks, but promise me you will stay there.

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".

Teacher: How Old is your father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born

What do you call a wife who is sexy,beautiful,intelligent,understanding,caring, never jealous and a great cook?ANSWER : A rumour!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!WIFE satys No, it means -With Idiot for Eve

Whats the closest thing to a womans period?Your salary.It comes once a month,lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked

A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

Two Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Banta Sing! you get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is your no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

Doctor to Patient : The check which you gave me has returned back.Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.