Alok Nath uses Flipkart to buy agarbattis and dhoops

HYDERABADI JOKE: Sallu Bhai: Gullu Bhai Cheel Ku English Mein Kya Bolte Maloom kya? Gullu: Nai Maloom Miyan Sallu: Bhai EAGLE Bolte Isliye Bolte Chaar Kilaasa Padh Leta Gullu: Abaa Aisa Terku Maloom Bemaar Cheel ku kya Bolte? Sallu: Nai Maloom Bhai Gullu: Bimar Eagle ko ILLEGAL Bolte Hein

Sunday should be renamed as Sone De

Ek Zordar message ho to Bhejna

A aur B ki shaadi thi Uss mein C B I

I am so cool my selfie is called a Kulfi

Earth Ka Kuchh Karo Warna Unearth Ho Jayega

What does a butt massage give you? Ass aaram

M: Meri A: Aatma T: Tujhe H: Hamesha S: Satayegi

Sabhi Samsayaon Ka Ek Hi Hal Hai - Alcohol

Shortest Murder Story: Wife: Sunte Ho Husband: Nahi

Yaar such a show off Pyaaz is Main batata hoon Potato

Aggar Kasmein Sachhi Hoti; Toh Sabse Pehle Khuda Marta

Behind every successful woman there is a Kaam Waali Bai

Excuse me Yeh Lijiye Aapki Soch Mujhe Giri Hui Mili Thi