Son: Maa Main first Aaya Maa: Arey Wah Beta Kaun Kaun Tha Race Mein? Son: Saif Katrina Anil Kapoor Bipasha Mom: Aaj Tu Bahar Soyega

AIB show featuring Karan Ranveer and Arjun: After IIM the next most promising choice of career is IIMB - Indian Institute of Maa Behen

For the first time in Indian elections Congress and BJP are campaigning using the same slogan: Congress Ko Vote Doge To Rahul PM Banega

Lady 1: Inka Operation Karwana Hai Max Hospital Kaisa Hai? Lady 2: Bilkul Bekar Hai Uski Canteen Mein To Chhole Bhathure Bhi Nahi Milte

Mom: Beta Haath Jal Geya Toothpaste Lana Beta: No Maa Mere Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai Duniya Wale Kahenge Bete Ne Jale Pe Namak Chidaka

Modern Mehmangiri: When guests visit your home you should be a good host and ask Kya lenge? Chai? Cold Drink? Ya Wi-Fi Password?

Interesting Observation: Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say iPhone Chhe

An Important Notification: A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegeterian Kunki Ghar ki Murgi Dal Baraba

Old Saying: Dukh Vele - Ardaas Sukh Vele - Shukrana Har Vele - Simran New Saying: Dukh Vele - Status Sukh Vele - Photo Har Vele - Online

Daru Ki Khushbu Beer Ki Mithas; Ganje Ki Roti Charas Ka Saag; Bhaang Ke Pakode Afeem Ka Pyaar; Mubarak Ho Aapko 2 Din Pehle Holi Ka Tyohaa

How does a female camel expresses her love for the male camel? Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Cameli; Ni Main Cameli Mere Yaar Di

Pappu: Look into my eyes you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai Jaldi Nikaal

ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya? Daya : Kya Sir? ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga

Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho? Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun Girl: Kaun Se College? Boy: IIN Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni

Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Padho kjm+ jgjatmgj phjpjs+ jgda ash+ simgt teve+ elso Mujhe Pata Tha Mera Dukh koi Nahi Samajh Sakta