Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye Sunny Toh Leone Bhi Hai Ladkiyaaan Sexy Honi Chahiye Sushil To Shinde Bhi Hai Baal Majboot Aur Ghane Hone Chaiye Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai Ladki Caring Honi Chahiye Darling Toh Bobby Bhi Hai

A boy saw a beautiful girl and immediately went to her to propose her I fell in love with you the minute I saw you Will you marry me? Girl: Kaa Kahat Ho? Hamka Angrezi Nahi Aawat Hai Boy: Kuchcho Naahi Didi Paani Maangat Rahey

Jeeto (angrily): I can t believe it you forgot my birthday again How can you do this? Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older Jeeto cleared her throat smiled and asked surprisingly Jaanu Sachi

Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl: Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun Girl: What? Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun Girl: Please speak in English Misbah: Boys played well it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match

Army officer s wife to Sahayak: Main Nahane Jaa Rahi Hun Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena Sahayak: Jee Memsahib Ma m had just started bath when Sahayak knocks Officer s Wife: Kya hai? Sahayak: Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib?

Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar Lekin Koi HINT To De De

Frustrated professional life: HR: Kaha Gaye The? Employee: Baal Katwane HR: Office hours Mein? Employee: Baal Badhe Bhi Toh Office Hours Mein Hi Hain Na HR: Ghar Mein Rehte Ho Tabhi Bhi Toh Badhte Hain Na Tumhare Baal Employee: Takla Thodi Na Kiya Hai Jitne Office Mein Badhe The Utne Hi Katwaye Hain

One day Morning 8 30AM just woke up Ram Prasad (Nepali Cook): Oo Saaab Ji Wo Motor Kharaab Ho Gayi Me: (Extreme shocked and Sadma) Naya Sayaapa Ab Nahaunga Kaise Ram Prasad: Bahar Fek Du Saaab Ji Ise Me : Arey Pagal Hai Kya? Karwata Hoon Shaam Ko Plumber Ko Bulakar Ram Prasad : Theek Hai Saaab Ji Fir Abhi Aalu Mein Motor Ki Jagah Gobbi Daal Du?

January-February: Fried Food Paranthas March-April: Holi Baisakhi and Harvest Season May- June: Travel Holiday and Grandparents visits July-August: Mangoes and Fruit Season September-October: Festivals - thus Mithai Season November-December: Weddings and Parties Season All Year Round: Chicken Pizza and Burgers Months with R in them: Fish Season Bhai Sahib WEIGHT Kam Ho to Ho Kaise?

Daughter-in-law: Mom is my nose flat? Mother in law: No Baby Daughter-in-law: Am I fat like a Baby Elephant? Mother-in-law: You have a fine physique you re like a Barbie Doll Daughter-in-law: Am I dark-complexioned? Mother-in-law: No no you are so fair Daughter-in-law: Then why people tell me that you look exactly like your mother-in-law? Mother-in-law: Laawan Jutti Bandri Jaee Majj kisay thaan di Kali Habhshan Kidaan Bakwaas Kardi ae