Ik Bewafa Ke Ghum Mein Haatho Mein Jam Utha Liya; Phir Bread Par Laga Diya Aur Chaai Ke Saath Khaa Liya Har Premi Bewda Nahi Hota Koi Koi Bhukkad Bhi Hota Hai

Innocent Child to a Pregnant Lady: Yeh Aapke Pait Mein Kya Hai? Lady: Isme Mera Pyaara Sa Cute Sa Baby Hai Child: Itna Pyaara Tha Toh Usse Khaya Kyun Moti?

Auraton ke Blouse: Yahan se less; Wahan se less; Kabhi sleeveless; Toh Kabhi backless; Aur Aggar Koi Aadmi Ghoor ke Dekhe Toh Woh Kutta Kamina aur Characterless

Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhai Na De Koi Manzil Koi Dost Yeh Koi Apna Dikhai Na De Then call me Main Tumhe Eye Specialist Ke Paas Le Chalunga

Difference between a Lover and a Friend: Lover: Jaan please drive safely and slowly Friend: Bhagaa Saale Bhagaa Aage Innova Mein Ek Number Item Baithi Hai

What s SMS? S: Sara M: Muft da S: Syaapa Jay Karo Tan Vehle; Jay Na Karo Tan Kanjoos; Jay Forward Karo Tan Purane Si; Jay Bilkul Na Bhejo Tan Tussi Vadde Log Ho Ji

Sacche Doston ki 3 Nishaniyan: 1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge 2) Zalim has-has ke message padhenge 3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo Besharam Message pura padhenge

Wife: Jaanu Kaise ho? The husband opened his diary Wife: Jaanu Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon Pichhli Baar Tumhare Jaanu Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha

Twinkle Twinkle Lazy Star; Kitna Sota Hai Mere Yaar; Up Above The World So High; Sun Has Risen In The Sky; Uth Ke Jaldi Peele Chai; Then Call Me And Say Hi Good Morning

Overheard in Delhi Metro: Punjabi Aunty 1: Inka Operation Karvana kai Max Hospital Kaisa hai? Punjabi Aunty 2: Bilkul Bekaar Uski Canteen Mein Chole Bhature hi Nahi Milte

Kiss is not like Nokia = Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike = Just Do It Kiss is not like Pepsi = Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag = Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Your smile is like 7UP - Zara Hatke Your feelings are like Sprite - Clear Hai Your friendship is like Coke - It Opens Happiness Your SMS is like Pepsi - Yeh Dil Maange More

Height of Confidence: Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga Mom: Kyun? Son: Main Job Karunga Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega Nalayak? Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga

Aap Ka Message Nichhe Hai Aur Nichhe Aur Bhi Nichee Buhut Nichee Thoda aur Nichhee Tum Sirf Ek Message ke Liye Itna Nichhee Gir Jayoge Mujhe Andaza Bhi Nahi Tha

Rajinikanth: Hello I m Rajinikanth Receiver: Han Han Pata Hai Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun? Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera