A Boxing Day Test Match is one where you put all of Team India in a box and ship them back to India Also called Ghar Wapsi

NaMo: Mann Ki Baat ND Tiwari: Tan Ki Baat Vadra: Dhan Ki Baat Laloo: Fun Ki Baat Kejri: Jan Ki Baat Sonia: Son Ki Baat

Toilets are the best place to think that s why they re called Sochchalya ( 2360; 2379; 2330;- 2310; 2354; 2381; 2351; 2366;)

Shaadi Mein DJ Pe Gaana Baja Jisko Dance Nahi Karna Wo Jaa Ke Apni Bhains Charaye Husband: Chalo Darling Khaana Khate Hain

Why do all females at GOKUL DHAM Society of Taraak Mehta always remain happy? Because Poori Society Mein Ek Bhi Saas Nahi Hai

Kuch Mohabbatein Toh Isliye Bhi Juda Ho Jaati Hain Kyonki 11th Mein Aate Hi Arts Commerce Aur Science Alag Alag Ho Jaati Hain

Girlfriend: Baby my heart is beating for you Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai Pagli Once my father was beating me for you

Lion to Lioness: Sach Bataa Shaadi Se Pahele Tera Koi Chakkar Toh Nahin Thaa Na? Lioness: Is Baat Pe Mujhe Ek Sher Yaad Aa Gayaa

F: Fukrey R: Raddhi I: Item E: Ek Number ke Haraami N: Namakool D: Dhagabaaz S: Shakki Yeh Friends Bhi Na Tedhe Hein Par Mere Hein

Acchhe Din Aa Gaye IRCTC Subah 10 Baje Khulte Hi - 2 Minute Mein SERVICE DOWN Status Aa Jaata Tha Abb 1 Minute Mein Hi Aa Jaata Hai

Awesome message by a true boyfriend: She broke my heart I broke her iPhone 6 Baaki Khud Hisaab Laga Lo Kaun Zyada Roya Hoga

A Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying When a person asked what he was doing - he replied Oye Higher studies Yaa

COFFEEOLOGY: Use every Mocha Espresso yourself Better Latte than never Take life one cup at a time So many blends so little time

People who tell their loved ones - I will love you Jab Tak Hai Jan This is a reminder to them that it s Feb now - Jan was last month

I told my mother that I want Blackberry or Apple My mom said Ghar Mein Singhade Pade Hain Pahle Woh Khatam Kar Happy Navratras