Whenever Om Puri went late to school all children remarked OMlette aaya hai

Old Saying: Aa Bhail Mujhe Maar New Saying: Aaj Naag Punch Me Happy Nag Panchami

Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi - Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain

Love is when you have a telephonic conversation for hours without a single Aur Batao

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day? Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)

Alia reads in newspaper: Police caught 80 kg heroine Alia: Papa Sonakshi Pakkdi Gayi

Modi s dream for prosperous India: India ko Banana Republic se Republic Banana Padega

Every Hindu woman must produce 4 children Sakshi Maharaj Ab Bachhe Din Aane Waale Hain

Buri Nazar Wale You are welcome It s a hoarding message outside an Optical Store

Pigs Love Story: Pig: I love you Piglet: Really? Are you Suar? Pig: Yes baby I am Sua

Wife: Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today? Husband: Make anything we will name it late

Narad ji: Prabhu March Mein Baarish? Inder Dev: March ending hai Target complete karne hein

Hug always gives instant relief - both English and Hindi version So Hug as often as possible

Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the modern form of childhood Katti

Life Mein Koi Bhi Takleef Ho Toh Kisaan Ke Paas Chale Jao Kyunki Uske Paas Hal Hai