Technology Shloka: Karagre Vasate Android Karmadhye Whatsapp Karmule tu Facebookum Prabhate Mobile Darshanum

Facebook Twitter or Whatsapp ko toh log aise hi badnam karte hein Asli taqleef to fake ID deti hai

Obama is simply surprised at India s PM: Jo Aadmi Pani Pi Ke Itna Bolta Hai Socho Woh Daaru Pi Ke Kitna Bolega

A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator Shopkeeper: Casio? Girl: Main Theek Hun Aap Kaise Ho?

Buhut Ho Gayi Kulfi Yaar; Ab ki Baar Chocobar Modi Sarkaar Ban Chuki Abb Garmi se Bachne ka Fikar Karo

BBM on Android: While almost everyone else is sharing their BBM Pins Nokia users are still looking for Patli Pin

Boy: I love you Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru

LV Belt 40k Ted Shoes 22k Armani Suit 30k Omega Watch 60k Friend meets you and say C***iya Lag Raha hai - Priceless

Girl: Jannu Tumhare Bina Zee Nahi Lagta Pappu: Zee Nahi Lagta Toh Sony Ya Colors Laga Lo Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain

Agar Aapki Magnetic Personality Dekhkar Koi Ladki Aapki Or Akarshit Nahi Hoti Iska Matlab Ladki Mein Iron Ki Kami Hai

Maa: Beta Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai Beta: Lekin Maa Dono Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega

Tinka-Tinka Karke Hum Teri Yaad Mein Mahal Banate hain; Illegal Construction Kah Kar Nagar Nigham Waale Tod Jaate Hein

Gujju Premi: Darling Mere Kaan Me Kuchh Halka Sa Kuchh Narm Sa Kuchh Mitha Sa aur Kuchh Namkin Sa Kaho Premika: Dhokla

I went to the Bhelwala asked him for a Bhel Asked him Zara Jaldi Dena He told me Saab Bhel Hai Bail Nahi Time Lagegaa

Teacher: You don t look interested in reading this chapter Pappu: Haaaaaye Ek Aap Hi Ho Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho