Trust me you can dance Vodka
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I feel better after I wine a little
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A meal without wine is called breakfast
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Tonight s forecast: 99% chance of alcohol
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No wonder AkBAR and BEERbal were such pals
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Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 69%
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I use to drink but that was hours ago
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Wine a little - it ll sure make you feel bette
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Alcohol is like the liquid version of Photoshop
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Alcohol is a liquid that blends truth with fantasy
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I have huge respect for monks Specially the old ones
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Coffee has to end a lot of things that alcohol starts
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Don t drink and dance Always have a designated dance
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I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking
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Wine improves with age The older I get the better I like it
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