Trust me you can dance Vodka

I feel better after I wine a little

A meal without wine is called breakfast

Tonight s forecast: 99% chance of alcohol

No wonder AkBAR and BEERbal were such pals

Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 69%

I use to drink but that was hours ago

Wine a little - it ll sure make you feel bette

Alcohol is like the liquid version of Photoshop

Alcohol is a liquid that blends truth with fantasy

I have huge respect for monks Specially the old ones

Coffee has to end a lot of things that alcohol starts

Don t drink and dance Always have a designated dance

I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking

Wine improves with age The older I get the better I like it