Alcohol - A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets
Alcohol - A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets
Being every successful hangover there is promise of never drinking again
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages families and careers
I tried to drown my sorrows in liquor but the bastards learnt how to swim
Behind every terrible Hangover there is a promise of never drinking again
Don t ever talk to your EX while drunk; because Booze has information in it
Just because you can t dance that doesn t mean you shouldn t dance Alcohol
I was pretty drunk last night No wonder my alarm didn t go off this morning
Just because you can t dance doesn t mean that you shouldn t dance Alcohol
Women: Divided by ego United by gossip Men: Divided by women United by Liquo
Only two kind of people enjoy their life: Punjabi and Sharabi Proud to be both
Think Positively: An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another Drink
If one glass of wine is good for you - just imagine what a whole bottle could do
If you did not drink how would your friends ever know at 2 AM that you love them?
Money can t buy happiness Just kidding yes it can if that money is used to buy bee