An average human walks 1500 Kms in a year and drinks 83 litres of beer Bascially we re getting 18 Km/litre of beer - which is not bad

One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy

Pehlan 31 March Nu Darr Lagda Si Ki Je Fail Ho Gaye Tann Ghar De Kuttange Hunn Tan Cha Chad Janda Hai Ke Thake Tutange Happy 31st March

Dear Female FB Friends If we meet offline somewhere and you look nothing like your Profile Picture you re buying me drinks until you do

After beating UAE oil prices were increased Thank God Scotland is not in our pool Couldn t have handled increase in Scotch Whisky prices

When alcohol goes inside whatever is in the mind comes outside So it s highly suggested to all the students to drink before writing exams

An excellent way to reduce Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving The judge says You ve been brought here for drinking Santa: Great Let s get started

The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1 Open the bottle to allow it to breathe 2 If it does not look like it s breathing give it mouth to mouth

Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and considered as a basic necessity That s why the expressions: Ghar-Bar Khana-Peena and Dawaa-Daaru

The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1 Open the bottle to allow it to breathe 2 If it does not look like it s breathing give it mouth-to-mouth

Always get drunk before taking your driver s licence picture That way whenever you get pulled over the cop will think you always look like that

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You re never going to mend your ways Today again you have come home drunk Santa: I swear to drunk I m not God

After installing WhatsApp FB WeChat Snapchat Line Hike Viber etc I have finally realised that the best way to connect with friends is Whisky only

D - Delighted after 1 peg R - Romantic after 2 pegs I - Interesting after 3 pegs N - Naughty after 4 pegs K - King after 5 pegs S - Satyanash after 6 pegs