If Monday had a face I d punch it
M: Moaning O: Odd N: Nasty D: Day A: Amidst Y: Yawning
Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday
Sometimes somewhere when you least expect it Monday strikes
There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday
Monday Morning Thoughts: I just can t wait for another weekend
Monday - the day when you need to forget which day of the week it is
Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh Have an eventful Monday
If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays
Tuesdays are so useless No no one likes them They re like a second Monday
Dear God There is a bug in your software it s called Monday please fix it