If Life is a Flower then Love is surely Honey May you have a honeyed Monday

May Monday be a harbinger of peace and may it open a new vista of opportunities

Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you Have a nice Monday

Gosh Weekends are probably made in China They don t last long Have a nice Monday

Dear Monday I was thinking you should take a holiday Trust me no one will miss you

Let s joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is

Look at the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week Have a very happy Monday

Dear Lazy Employees You bloody don t like to work at all and then you blame me Sincerely Monday

I know every day is a gift; but where s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday

It s comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays Have a great Monday

Monday is like a Maths problem Add the irritation; Subtract the sleep; Multiply the problems; And Divide the happiness

Friday is like Dating; Saturday is like Marriage; Sunday is like Honeymoon; And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life

Always try your best to get whatever you love Otherwise you will be forced to love whatever you get Have a nice Monday

Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it The time will pass anyway Have a fresh start to the week

The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings: 1 Denial 2 Anger 3 Bargaining 4 Depression 5 Acceptance Have a very nice Monday