Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1? Pappu: Happy Hours
Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1? Pappu: Happy Hours
Pappu: Hey dad How do you spell accident? Santa: Y O U
Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes? Pappu: Piiig
Teacher: Do you have any brothers? Pappu: No But my sister does
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? Pappu: Well yes and no
Teacher: Name the four seasons Pappu: Salt Pepper Mustard and Vinega
Santa: Who gave you that black eye? Pappu: Nobody - I had to fight for it
Bunty: Mirrors don t lie Pappu: And lucky for you they don t laugh eithe
Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss? Girl: Chloroform
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life Pappu: Wash an elephant
Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me? Pappu: Diet
Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Pappu: Pinch the waitress
Pappu: Dad what made you marry Mummy? Santa: So you re beginning to wonder too
Music Teacher: What s your favourite musical instrument? Pappu: The Lunch Bell
Teacher: What s a good example of Import and Export? Pappu: Sonia and Sania