Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1? Pappu: Happy Hours

Pappu: Hey dad How do you spell accident? Santa: Y O U

Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes? Pappu: Piiig

Teacher: Do you have any brothers? Pappu: No But my sister does

Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? Pappu: Well yes and no

Teacher: Name the four seasons Pappu: Salt Pepper Mustard and Vinega

Santa: Who gave you that black eye? Pappu: Nobody - I had to fight for it

Bunty: Mirrors don t lie Pappu: And lucky for you they don t laugh eithe

Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss? Girl: Chloroform

Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life Pappu: Wash an elephant

Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me? Pappu: Diet

Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Pappu: Pinch the waitress

Pappu: Dad what made you marry Mummy? Santa: So you re beginning to wonder too

Music Teacher: What s your favourite musical instrument? Pappu: The Lunch Bell

Teacher: What s a good example of Import and Export? Pappu: Sonia and Sania