Pappu: A girl said I love you to me Bunty: What did you say? Pappu: I said we are so similar Even I love me
Pappu: A girl said I love you to me Bunty: What did you say? Pappu: I said we are so similar Even I love me
Pappu: Guddi you remind me of of brown sugar Guddi: How come Pappu? Pappu: You re so sweet and so unrefined
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain? Pappu: Simple Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space
Teacher: What is the plural of mouse? Pappu: Mice Teacher: Good Now what is the plural of baby? Pappu: Twins
Pappu to his girlfriend Oh Dear just say a few words that will mean heaven Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself
Pappu Pappu Yes Papa Watching movies? No Papa Watching videos? No Papa Show me Browser History Ha Ha Ha
Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him what virtue would I be showing? Pappu: Brotherly love
Pappu: Teacher can I go to the bathroom? Lady Teacher: Pappu may I go to the bathroom? Pappu: Wow come let s go
Pappu: I don t think I deserved zero on this test Teacher: I agree but that s the lowest mark I could give you
Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend Bunty: But why? Pappu: She s cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else
Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera? Pappu: It s a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brothe
Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called Bunty: What s it called? Pappu: Hawaii Adda
Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group? Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours
Pappu: You re like a drug to me Girlfriend: Because you re hooked to me? Pappu: No Because you re ruining my life
Girlfriend: I don t think I d marry the best man on earth Pappu: If you marry me you wouldn t be taking that risk