Pappu: A girl said I love you to me Bunty: What did you say? Pappu: I said we are so similar Even I love me

Pappu: Guddi you remind me of of brown sugar Guddi: How come Pappu? Pappu: You re so sweet and so unrefined

Teacher: How does blood reach your brain? Pappu: Simple Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space

Teacher: What is the plural of mouse? Pappu: Mice Teacher: Good Now what is the plural of baby? Pappu: Twins

Pappu to his girlfriend Oh Dear just say a few words that will mean heaven Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself

Pappu Pappu Yes Papa Watching movies? No Papa Watching videos? No Papa Show me Browser History Ha Ha Ha

Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him what virtue would I be showing? Pappu: Brotherly love

Pappu: Teacher can I go to the bathroom? Lady Teacher: Pappu may I go to the bathroom? Pappu: Wow come let s go

Pappu: I don t think I deserved zero on this test Teacher: I agree but that s the lowest mark I could give you

Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend Bunty: But why? Pappu: She s cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else

Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera? Pappu: It s a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brothe

Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called Bunty: What s it called? Pappu: Hawaii Adda

Teacher: Why there are different types of blood group? Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours

Pappu: You re like a drug to me Girlfriend: Because you re hooked to me? Pappu: No Because you re ruining my life

Girlfriend: I don t think I d marry the best man on earth Pappu: If you marry me you wouldn t be taking that risk