In a Grammar class: Teacher: He does not like girls What is He in this sentence? Pappu: Gay

Teacher: What s two plus three? Pappu: : Five Teacher: Good Pappu: Good? Ma m it s perfect

Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart Pappu: And Photoshop on your face

Teacher: Where s your homework? Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it

While filling a form: Pappu: Papa what should I write about my mother tongue? Santa: Too long

Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars He eats 2 What does Bunty have now? Pappu: For sure Diabetes

Teacher: It has nine eyes three noses four mouths and six pair of ears What is it? Pappu: Ugly

Pappu: I won t marry you and do you know why? Girlfriend: No; I can t think Pappu: That s why

Pappu: What s green and has wheels? Bunty: Ummm Don t know Pappu: Grass I lied about the wheels

Jeeto: What did you learn at school today? Pappu: Obviously not enough I have to go back tomorrow

Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno Pappu: It was escaping from Kake Da Dhaba

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line Pappu: I tried but somebody was already there

Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie Let s hope it s something we ve seen

Teacher: The picture of the horse is good but where s the wagon? Pappu: Oh the horse will draw that

Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad Bunty: That s weird But still how? Pappu: I don t have an iPad