In a Grammar class: Teacher: He does not like girls What is He in this sentence? Pappu: Gay
In a Grammar class: Teacher: He does not like girls What is He in this sentence? Pappu: Gay
Teacher: What s two plus three? Pappu: : Five Teacher: Good Pappu: Good? Ma m it s perfect
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart Pappu: And Photoshop on your face
Teacher: Where s your homework? Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it
While filling a form: Pappu: Papa what should I write about my mother tongue? Santa: Too long
Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars He eats 2 What does Bunty have now? Pappu: For sure Diabetes
Teacher: It has nine eyes three noses four mouths and six pair of ears What is it? Pappu: Ugly
Pappu: I won t marry you and do you know why? Girlfriend: No; I can t think Pappu: That s why
Pappu: What s green and has wheels? Bunty: Ummm Don t know Pappu: Grass I lied about the wheels
Jeeto: What did you learn at school today? Pappu: Obviously not enough I have to go back tomorrow
Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno Pappu: It was escaping from Kake Da Dhaba
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line Pappu: I tried but somebody was already there
Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie Let s hope it s something we ve seen
Teacher: The picture of the horse is good but where s the wagon? Pappu: Oh the horse will draw that
Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad Bunty: That s weird But still how? Pappu: I don t have an iPad