Santa entered Pappu s room and found him asleep on his books looking tired of exam studies He walked closer to him played with his hair softly sweetly and BAAAANG slapped his face and said Last seen on Whatsapp 2 minutes ago

Pappu to his teacher I haven t got no pencil The Teacher while correcting him: You don t have any pencil He doesn t have any pencils We don t have any pencils Pappu with a look of astonishment Where have all the pencils gone?`

One day in class the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager All the students began to write except Pappu The teacher went to him and asked the reason Pappu replied I am waiting for my secretary

Pappu: Dad please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth Wales Santa: How do you know him? Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange Santa: Could you spell that please? Pappu: If I could spell to I d write

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night Something to complain or what? Pappu: Actually I ve been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep

Teacher: Who was Akbar? Pappu: Akbar was Gay Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that? Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu Heer-Ranjha Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal

Jeeto and Santa to Pappu We have been wanting to talk to you Pappu: What s it? Parents: You have really become disobedient off late Pappu: Mom and Dad it s no being deal Even I wanted to tell you that from now on either it s my way or Norway

Pappu while fillng out an application form comes across a question If there s an emergency notify --- He asks Bunty as to what shall he fill in it Bunty: Your parents name Pappu: Isn t it better if I put DOCTOR what re my parents going to do?

The maths teacher writes a complex problem on the board and asks the students to solve it When all the intelligent students are unable to solve it she calls Pappu Pappu gets up and erases the board Teacher: What s this? Pappu: Ma m problem solved

Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya

Girlfriend: Dear it s my birthday tomorrow Pappu: Happy birthday in advance Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me? Pappu: What do you want? Girlfriend: A Ring Pappu: I shall give you a Ring but please don t pick it up as my balance is very less

Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying Suddenly the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5 Pappu tried to be modest and said I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one The goddess replied Stupid it s the same Just clean it

During an English lesson the teacher notices that Pappu was not paying attention to him Teacher: Pappu join these two sentences together I was cycling to school I saw a dead body Pappu(After thinking for a while): I saw a dead body cycling to school

A Principal on a round asked Bunty What are you doing outside the classroom? Bunty: Nothing Sir Principal: What s your name? Bunty: Bunty Sir Pappu: And who s this with you? Bunty: Pappu Sir Principal: And Pappu what are you doing? Pappu: Helping Bunty Si

Pappu returns from school and says he got an F in Maths Why? asks his father? The teacher asked How much is 2x3 and I said 6 replies Pappu Santa: But that s right Yeah but then she asked me How much is 3x2? adds Pappu What s the f**king difference? asks Santa Pappu: That s what I said