Jeeto: How many times must I tell you Pappu - that one must keep one s eyes closed during prayer? Pappu: Yes mamma how do you know my eyes were not closed?

Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs 100 fine Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga Pappu: Sir Ji PASS Kine Da Banuga?

Pappu: I love you Girl: Shutup Pappu: I like you Girl: Shutup Pappu: I miss you Girl: Shutup Pappu: You are really pretty Girl: Really? Pappu: SHUTUP

Pappu: Ma m why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head? Teacher: Because of intelligence Pappu: No wonder girls have such long hai

Pappu (calling father at office): Hello who is this? Santa (recognizing son s voice): The smartest man in the world Pappu: Pardon me I got the wrong numbe

Banta (after giving Rs 100 note): Now be careful with this money remember the saying A fool and his money are soon parted Pappu: Yes Uncle I just noticed it

Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6? Bunty: That s weird We don t have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market Pappu: Yeah Mine is also still to be launched

Teacher: As a result of Global warming our next generation will not able to see Tigers Pappu: So what do we do? We never complain that we don t see Dinosaurs

Pappu: Say mother how much am I worth? Jeeto: You re worth more than crores to me dear But why are you asking? Pappu: Well then could you advance me 100 bucks?

Pappu: Will you go out with me? Girl: No Pappu: Do you even know what I said? Girl: Yes Pappu: What did I say then? Girl: Will you go out with me? Pappu: Sure

Teacher: What s you father? Pappu: I C S in summer and P C S in winter Teacher: What s that? Pappu: Ice cream seller in summer and Pakoda chat seller in winte

Pappu is late for his class When he enters the class without permission the teacher stops teaching and gives him a stare Pappu: Ma m carry on Don t Stop for me

Pappu: What s the difference between Pollution and Solution?Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it s Pollution and if all of them drown then it s a Solution

Pappu: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago Bunty: You can improve your game by practice Pappu: No big deal It was no match for me at kick-boxing though

Pappu: I am really fed up Bunty: What s the matter? Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop and they sent me the laptop