Santa: How did you fare in the final exam? Pappu: Totally under water Santa: What do you mean? Pappu: All below C level
Santa: How did you fare in the final exam? Pappu: Totally under water Santa: What do you mean? Pappu: All below C level
Girlfriend: I can t marry you I am one year elder to you Pappu: I love you so much that I can wait for you for one yea
Teacher: What is common between Buddha Jesus Mahavir and Guru Nanak? Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays
Jeeto to her son Pappu Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl? Pappu: No they haven t finished the old water yet
Pappu: We are WTF Generation Bunty: You must be I am not Pappu: Cool it WTF stands for WhatsApp Twitter and Facebook
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven Even or Odd? Pappu: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the S
Teacher: Pappu why are you talking during my lesson? Pappu: Ma m I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
Pappu: Teacher Teacher Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins Teacher: Now why would he do that? Pappu: It was his lunch money
Santa: Look at neighbour s daughter she got top position in her board exams Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at he
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven Even or Odd? Pappu: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the S
Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate Pappu: What did you say?
Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur? Pappu: Kiss Teacher: How? Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
Teacher: You haven t listened to a word I ve said Are you having trouble hearing? Pappu: No ma m I m having trouble listening
Teacher: I m sorry to hear about your Uncle What did he die of? Pappu: I don t know but apparently it wasn t anything serious
Bunty: What s worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying Sorry that wasn t for you