Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV and read more Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV and read more Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms Pappu: When I eat guava the worms have to look out for themselves
Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself Bunty: What was it? Pappu: It was a sign that said Bathroom closed
Pappu was following a girl Girl: Don t follow me my mother is coming behind you Pappu: Don t you worry my father is following he
Teacher: What is the difference between a Man and a Woman? Pappu: A Man has a Sense of Humour whereas a Woman has a Sense of Rumou
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn t make any difference They teach the same thing at both ends
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn t make any difference They teach the same thing at both ends
Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur? Pappu: Kiss Teacher: How? Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook His girlfriend commented Which one is you? Pappu replied The one holding you
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb? Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega Kutte
Pappu to Bunty If your dad is angry with you and asks Do I look stupid? don t answer him Bunty: Why? Pappu: I learnt it the hard way
Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle and I didn t even get a scratch Bunty: How s that possible? Pappu: My sister Pinky was riding it
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao Bunty: Alia Bhatt Teacher: Get out of the Class Pappu: Sir Ye Totla Hai Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai
Pappu: Dad why doesn t law permit us to have more than one wife? Santa: When you get married son you ll realize that law is on our side
Pappu: Are you an actress auntie? Preeto: No darling why do you ask? Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come we always have a scene