Maths teacher to Pappu If you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket what would you sum up? Pappu: Whose pant is it?

Jeeto: Let s practice Maths We start with additions Eg: A girl gave you 2 candies 2 chocolates What s your answer? Pappu: Luv u baby Mmmuuaaahh

Teacher: When was Rome built? Pappu: At night Teacher: How can you say that? Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn t built in a day

Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called Gillette Bunty: Why? Pappu: I heard it on television that she s the best a man can get

Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play Bunty: What makes you think so? Pappu: Last night he broke the window with a stone to hear it bette

Pappu: My girlfriend s a wonder Bunty: Is she really that beautiful? Pappu: No Actually every time I see her I wonder why I m going out with he

Teacher: How do you spell crocodile ? Pappu: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L Teacher: No that s wrong Pappu: Maybe it s wrong but you asked me how I spell it

Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi she asked me for a little time to make up her mind Rani (the hated rival): Oh so she makes that up too does she?

Jeeto to her son Now Pappu you can t have the hammer to play with You ll hit your fingers Pappu: No I won t Mom Bunty is going to hold the nails

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they did t have a colour printe

Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations Bunty: Strange Pappu: Quite strange I asked him What s four minus four? and he said nothing

Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say? Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays Si

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they didn t have a colour printe

Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart Bunty: Why do you say so? Pappu: She s not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public I never own he

A teacher never gives up and neither does Pappu Teacher: Can you name the 7 wonders of the world? Pappu: I don t need to They ve already been named