Headmaster: I ve had complaints about you Pappu from all your teachers What have you been doing? Pappu: Nothing Sir Headmaster: Exactly

Pappu: Excuse me but I don t think I deserve a Zero mark for this exam paper Teacher: Neither do I but it is the lowest that I can give

Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate Bunty: She s damn right So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two

Pappu: Both Happy and Lucky proposed to Guddi Bunty: I wonder who s the lucky one? Pappu: It s too soon to say yet but she accepted Happy

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book? Pappu: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Pappu: 4 Books Teacher: 61 789 Books + 23 678 Books? Pappu: LIBRARY

Pinky: What are you running for Pappu? Pappu: I m trying to keep two fellas from fighting Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me

Pappu to Bunty: I m not scared of proposing a girl Bunty: Then what s the problem? Pappu: I m scared about what would happen if she agrees

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot MS Dhoni

Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes Bunty: Yeah quite right Pappu: That s why I m making as many as possible I ll soon be a genius

Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee? Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn t said what she would be yet

Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate s peculiar ways Bunty: Wonder what? Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays

Santa: Let me see your report card Pappu: I don t have it Santa: Why not? Pappu: My friend just borrowed it He wants to scare his parents

Cat: Meow Pappu: Meow Cat: Meow Meow Pappu: Meow Meow Jeeto: Stop aping the cat Pappu: No Mum it s not like that Actually OMG I speak cat

Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Pappu: Well when I was kid my parents always used to say Keep following your dreams until you get them

Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM Bunty: So she agreed Pappu: No she said some other time may be So I said - How about 7 PM?