Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!

What is ABCD Jeans??Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde paibarech divas jale tumcha sms yet naytumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?That Was GreatNo!I Love UNo!Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

PriyeMe phule magitliTu mala pushpaguchya dilasMe dagad magitlaTu mala sundar murti dilisMe morpis magitleTu mala mor dilasbahiri aahes ki kay ?

Sakali hastesDupari hastesSandhyakali hastesRatri hastesGharat hastesRastyat hastesYetana baghun hastesJatana baghun hastesTila kay vaatteTu ektich dat ghastes ?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatelNajre samor dhuka vaatelAaspaas konich disnar naahiSaagle jaag andhuk houn jailTevha tu majhya kade yeMe tulaDolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku YakiAlso ran: Kes KapaRussian waiter: Andre vada pavAfrican swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom DoomJapanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka MaruJapanese shaleche nav : Ya shikaTya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"