No one can write better non-sense than me
Thanks for being a small unnecessary part of my life
Any fool can criticize condemn and complain and most do
Your posts on Facebook are inspiring me to unfriend you
I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you
She s a pain in the ass but she s my pain of ass and I love he
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future
I m so miserable without you it s almost like you re still here
Dear Haters May all your teeth fall out except the ones that ache
May your life be some day as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook