Just be happy I m not a twin

Earth without art is just Eh

Faster than a speeding ticket

Honk if you love peace and quiet

Heavily Medicated For Your Safety

Without Geometry Life is Pointless

Screw World Peace Visualize DRIVING

How s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S %7

Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you

My car is a status symbol The symbol of me being poo

Jesus loves me this I know - that is why I don t drive slow