Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts you can ask me Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed?

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend Bunty: Really bad What did you do? Pappu: I sent it to her Dad

Teacher: You re always late in class Do you sleep late at night? Pappu: I go to sleep at 6 in the morning does it mean I sleep early or I sleep late?

You cannot get eggs without hens said the teacher stressing the point Pappu: M am my dad can Teacher: Please explain yourself Pappu: He keeps ducks

Pappu: Dad tomorrow there s a small parent meeting in the school You must come Santa: What do you mean by SMALL ? Pappu: Only you me and the Principal

Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu Teacher: What? Sorry I didn t understand you? Pappu:: Same here Si

Sunny Leone: Ragini Mms 2 Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein

Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty what ll Bunty get? Pappu: Diabetes Bunty ll surely get diabetes

Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words? Jeeto: Yes of course Pappu: He didn t say a word

Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son Success is when Signature turns into Autograph Pappu: No Dad Success is when Signature turns into Black Label

Jeeto: Yesterday there were two chocolate cakes in the box and now there s only one Why? Pappu: It was so dark in the room that I didn t see the other one

Teacher: Correct the sentence A bull and a cow is grazing in the field Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher: How? Pappu: Ladies first

Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words? Jeeto: Yes of course Pappu: He did not say a word

Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids? Pappu: No Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bom

Pappu in Bio Practical Exam Examiner: See the bird s leg and tell name? Pappu I don t know Examiner: You have failed What s your name? Pappu: See my legs