Lecturer: What do you get if you cross an elephant with the internet? Pappu: I don t know but it would be e-normous

Teacher: U failure At ur age Manmohan Singh stood first in the class Pappu: Sir at ur age Hitler committed suicide

Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don t want to get married Bunty: How do you know? Pappu: I ve asked them

Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I m a stalker Bunty: Which girlfriend? Pappu: Well she s not actually my girlfriend yet

After an emotional hug: Girl: Sweetie one more hug like that and I ll be yours forever Pappu: Thanks for the warning

Teacher: In which countries are elephants found? Pappu: They re extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost

Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o clock in the morning? Pappu: Yes I do Dad the party was raided

Teacher: Pappu you know you can t sleep in my class Pappu: I know but maybe if you were just a little quieter I could

Teacher: Pappu what is the outside of a tree called? Pappu: I don t know Teacher: Bark Pappu bark Pappu: Bow wow wow

Teacher: Pappu you know you can t sleep in my class Pappu: I know but maybe if you were just a little quieter I could

Pappu to a girl There s something gorgeous about your eyes The girl starts blushing Pappu: Oh it s just my reflection

Pappu: My teacher is really crazy Pinky: What did she do? Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named Class

Pappu: Please get well soon Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don t see anyone around Pappu: I am talking to my grades

Pappu: Please get well soon Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don t see anyone around Pappu: I am talking to my Grades

Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement Girl: Delete my number Pappu: Just chill It was never ever saved