Pappu: Mom Bunty broke a window Jeeto: How did he do it? Pappu: I threw a rock at him and he ducked

Teacher: How do you tell a male rhino from a female rhino? Pappu: The male s the one with the remote

Pappu: Dad can you write in the dark? Santa: I think so why? Pappu: I need you to sign my report card

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest Pappu: Then marry me we will be the happiest couple

Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems Bunty: And if I may know what s it? Pappu: My birth

Jeeto: Son how are your grades in the last exams? Pappu: Mom what s important is that we have our health

Bunty: Why didn t the boy tell his mother that he d been eating glue? Pappu: Because his lips were sealed

Teacher: Start Computer Pappu: I did Teacher: Now open my computer Pappu: Miss where is your computer?

Mother: Stop pulling the cat s tail Pappu: I m not I m just holding the tail The cat s doing the pulling

Teacher: Start Computer Pappu: I did Teacher: Now open my computer Pappu: Miss where is your computer?

Pappu: I am sick Coach The doctor says I can t play Football Coach: I don t need a doctor to tell me that

Bunty: When do you know that you re in love ? Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

Teacher: How does blood reach yr brain? Pappu: Simple Direction of liquid is always towards the EMPTY SPACE

Teacher: Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages ? Pappu: Because there were so many Knights

Pappu: Mom thanks a lot Jeeto: What for? Pappu: I m glad you named me Pappu because everybody calls me that