Teacher: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes Pappu: Premature death

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pappu: Life imprisonment

Teacher: I wish you d pay a little attention Pappu: I m paying as little as I can

Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked? Pappu: The same as short ones

Jeeto: Why did you put a frog in your sister s bed? Pappu: I couldn t find a spide

Teacher: What s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Pappu: Finding half a worm

Q: Why was Pappu writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam

Teacher: Make a sentence using the word Deliver Pappu: Drinking is bad for de live

Teacher: Pappu why are you scratching yourself? Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch

Teacher: Pappu why are you scratching yourself? Pappu: No one else knows where I itch

Pappu: Dad how much is 5+5? Santa: You dumb you don t know this Go and get a calculato

Babli: Mama Pappu beats me Jeeto: Oh dear How often? Babli: Every time we play Scrabble

Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Pappu: You never do that You simply copy paste

Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia? Pappu: Holdin up the telephone lines

Teacher: Where is your Maths homework? Pappu: It committed suicide it had too many problems