Teacher: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes Pappu: Premature death
Teacher: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes Pappu: Premature death
Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pappu: Life imprisonment
Teacher: I wish you d pay a little attention Pappu: I m paying as little as I can
Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked? Pappu: The same as short ones
Jeeto: Why did you put a frog in your sister s bed? Pappu: I couldn t find a spide
Teacher: What s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Pappu: Finding half a worm
Q: Why was Pappu writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam
Teacher: Make a sentence using the word Deliver Pappu: Drinking is bad for de live
Teacher: Pappu why are you scratching yourself? Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch
Teacher: Pappu why are you scratching yourself? Pappu: No one else knows where I itch
Pappu: Dad how much is 5+5? Santa: You dumb you don t know this Go and get a calculato
Babli: Mama Pappu beats me Jeeto: Oh dear How often? Babli: Every time we play Scrabble
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Pappu: You never do that You simply copy paste
Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia? Pappu: Holdin up the telephone lines
Teacher: Where is your Maths homework? Pappu: It committed suicide it had too many problems