Teacher: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring Pappu: You mean I don t need to take another bath till I m 65?

Pappu: Dad can you write in the dark? Santa: I think so What is it you want me to write? Pappu: Your name on this report card

Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex Bunty: So what are you doing about it? Pappu: I am dumping he

Pappu: Mom last night when I opened the toilet door the light went on itself Mother: Idiot you again peed in the refrigerato

Santa: If you are good Pappu I ll give you this bright new 500 rupee note Pappu: Haven t you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?

Pappu: I used to see this girl who lived across the road Bunty: So what happened now? Pappu: Now she keeps her curtains drawn

Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant a lot has changed Bunty: Like? Pappu: Like my name address and telephone numbe

Pappu: There are two reasons why I don t take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6? Bunty: No girlfriend Pappu: No Audi A6

Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas

Pappu: Dad can I have another glass of water? Santa: But I ve given you 10 already Pappu: I know but my bedroom s still on fire

Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don t have a computer Pappu: Exactly

Teacher: Hey Stand up Pappu stands up reluctantly Teacher: Tell me two pronouns Pappu: Who? Me? Teacher: Very good Sit down

Pappu: Please give 500 rupees Jeeto: Money doesn t grow on trees Pappu: I am fully aware of it That s why I m asking you for it

Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit Bunty: Quite interesting But how? Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage I run a mile

Son: Papa what s the meaning of Like father Like Son ? Father: B**tard What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?