Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night The officer said Do you have a police record? Bunty: Then what happened? Pappu: I said Yes Walking on the Moon from 1979

Mum yelled Pappu from the kitchen You know that dish you were always worried that I would break? Jeeto: Yes dear what about it? Pappu: Well your worries are ove

Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation? Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba Teacher: Didn t get you Pappu: Same here babes same here

Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table You re so stupid said Pappu Santa: That s enough Pappu say sorry to Pinky Pappu: I m sorry you re so stupid

Teacher: Why does The Great Wall of China features in the 7 Wonders of the World ? Pappu: Because it is the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long

Pappu: I can tell the future Bunty: Really? Pappu: Yes I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts Bunty: What is it? Pappu: Love all

Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot that I played last night Bunty: How can you say that? Pappu: When I turned it up they invited the police to listen to it

To impress his girlfriend Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant He picked up menu and ordered Benigno Bergamini Waiter: Sorry sir That s the owner s name

Pappu: My girlfriend has left me Bunty: It s really sad What s the reson for ditching you? Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler I d do anything to win her back

Pappu got lost at at an IPL game He went up to police officer and said I ve lost my dad What s he like? asked the officer sympathetically Beer and women said Pappu

Pappu s girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date Pappu brought 3 cousins 25 friends and 34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons

Pappu: Mom I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin Jeeto: A pin Don t you know that s dangerous It can give you septic Pappu: Oh no Mom I used a safety pin

Pappu: I m through with that girl Bunty: Oh why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced Bunty: Well what s wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me

Pappu: I m through with that girl Bunty: Oh why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced Bunty: Well what s wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me

Teacher: What s the difference between talent and intelligence? Pappu: Walking on a tight rope above Niagara Falls is TALENT Not trying any such thing is INTELLIGENCE