During a text message conversation: Pappu: I love you Girl: Iloveyoutoo Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar? Girl: No there s just no space for me to love anyone else

Pappu: Our teacher has a bad memory Jeeto: How come? Pappu: For 3 days she asked us how much is 6 and 6 We told her it was 12 She still doesn t know Today she asked us again

Santa called his son Pappu if you don t stop playing that trumpet I think I ll go crazy Pappu replied cheekily I think you are already I stopped playing it half an hour ago

To show off to his friends Pappu took his girlfriend to a very posh restaurant Pappu: What would you like to drink? Girlfriend: I guess I ll have a Champagne Pappu: Guess again

Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you Will you marry me? Girl: Hindi Mein Bol Harami Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi Aisa Lag Raha Hai Bahen

Pappu: Ma m I want to go to the toilet Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN QRS UVWX Z Teacher: Where is P O T Y? Pappu: In my shorts

Pappu: Mom may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside? Jeeto: Yes dear but what is the old man crying about? Pappu: He s crying Salty peanuts 5/- Rupee a bag

Santa: Hey bugger What do you think you re doing? Pappu: I am drinking this whisky Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol Pappu: But the label on it says 12 years old

Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes Examiner: What happened? You don t know the answers? Pappu: No No Nothing like that It s that I have to prepare for the next Exam

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to be a millionaire just like my dad Teacher: Wow your dad s a millionaire? Pappu: No but he always wanted to be one

A confectioner leaned over the counter and yelled at Pappu who stood close to the candy jars: Are you trying to steal the candies boy? No - no sir Pappu faltered I m trying not to

Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs Teacher: Very good Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon Teacher: Great And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework

Pappu: I can t wait till Valentine s day Bunty: But why? You don t even have a Valentine Pappu: Because I want to make everyone s day miserable by reminding them how alone they are

Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health Pappu: I play football cricket and tennis almost daily Doctor: How long do you play? Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down

The moon was shining brightly Dear give me a kiss said Pappu to his girlfriend Girlfriend: But I ve never kissed a man Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I