A teacher never gives up and neither does Pappu She asks him Can you name the Great Lakes? You know Pappu he is always fast with an answer and he pipes up with I don t need to They ve already been named

Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir what s the date today? Teacher: Never mind the date The exam answers are more important Pappu: Well Sir I wanted to have something right on my pape

Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station She d been mugged raped and beaten up Bunty: It s pretty sad Pappu: But I fail to understand why she went to the Police Station in the first place

Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result? Pappu: Dad there s one good news and one bad news Santa: Good news first? Pappu: I passed the exams Santa: And the bad news? Pappu: The good news is wrong

Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me Bunty: Why? Pappu: She says I m childish Bunty: So how did you cope up? Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away

Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam Sir: Why are you fighting? Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank Sir: So what? Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied

Pappu: I really can t believe the teenagers nowadays Bunty: What happened? Pappu: I was in a temple when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate I was so shocked I almost dropped my Vodka bottle

Preeto: Pappu how is your little sister Pinky? Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden She hurt herself Preeto: That s too bad How did she do it? Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window and she won

Teacher (sternly): Pappu where s your homework? Pappu: My dog ate it Teacher: I ve been a teacher for 18 years Do you really expect me to believe that? Pappu: It s true Ma m I swear I had to force him but he ate it

A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu s girlfriend Pappu entered into an altercation with him Pappu: Are you serious? Guy: Yes I am What ll you do about it? Pappu: Nothing It s just that I don t like pranks

Banta inquiring about Pappu s maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick Banta replied Oh he only thinks he s sick He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle Pappu replied He thinks he s dead

Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday Bunty: So what did she ask for? Pappu: She replied that NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds Bunty: So you get her diamonds? Pappu: No I got her NOTHING

Teacher: What is Electricity? Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt and has an extremely loose character She goes and comes anytime anywhere without informing anyone and quite occasionally even at midnight

Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions Bunty: What did she say? Pappu: First she s telling me to be myself and then she s telling me to stop being an idiot

Pappu was stuck with his maths homework Grandpa he pleaded could you help me with this? I could replied his grandfather but it wouldn t be right would it? I don t suppose it would Grandpa said Pappu but have a shot at it anyway