Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu don t talk with your mouth full Pappu: But mummy what am I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty you always say Pappu go on with your dinne

Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot Actress at shooting: Ufff Kitni Garmi hai Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun Pappu: M am Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun

Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table You re so stupid said Pappu That s enough said their dad Pappu say sorry to Pinky added Santa Pappu: I m sorry you re so stupid

Teacher: It s clear that you haven t studied your geography lessons What s your excuse? Pappu: Well my dad says the world is changing every day So I decided to wait until it settles down

In an examination hall a girl asked Pappu Please tell me the beginning of the answer rest I shall write myself? Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her The

Teacher: Pappu tell about Newton s 3rd law of motion Pappu: Ma m I know just the last part of it Teacher: Tell me as much as you know Pappu: And this is called Newton s 3rd law of motion

Pappu:: I d like to kiss you until you hollered Stop Girl: Well I guess you picked the wrong girl this time Pappu: You mean you won t let me kiss you? Girl: No I mean I wouldn t holler Stop

Pappu: I am really fed up What s the matter? asked his room mate Pappu lamentingly added I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop and they sent me the laptop

Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver Bunty: Wow that s great Why don t you make her participate in car rallies? Pappu: Come on Actually she s a perfect driver because she doesn t drive

Teacher: What is Electricity? Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt and it has extremely loose character It elopes all the time - even at midnight without informing anyone

Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965 how old would they say they are now? Pappu: That depends Teacher: It does? Depends on what? Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mothe

Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty s house When Bunty s mother answered he asked Can Bunty come out to play? No said the mother It s too cold Well then said Pappu Can his football come out to play?

Pappu: I love you Girl: Phurrrr Pappu: I ll even die for you Girl: Phurrrr Pappu: I can t live without you Girl: Phurrrr Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you Girl: Really? Pappu: Phu

Maths Teacher to Pappu If both of your parents were born in 1969 how old would they say they are now? Pappu: That depends Teacher: Depends on what? Pappu: Whether you re asking my father or my mothe

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to follow in my father s footsteps and be a policeman Teacher: I didn t know your father was a policeman Pappu: He isn t He s a burgla