Maths Teacher: What is a line? Pappu: A line is a dot that s going for a walk Teacher: Then what are parallel lines? Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend

Pappu to his sister Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now Pappu: Yes I learnt my friend Bunty failed in 5 subjects

Pappu: A woman was dating two men - a lawyer and a doctor When the lawyer went on a business trip he got her a gift What was it? Bunty: Dunno Pappu: Obviously an Apple

Pappu: You should see my girl Beautiful as a mirage Bunty: That s the wrong simile A mirage is something you can see but can t get your hands on Pappu: That s my girl

Teacher: Pappu what is the past participle of the verb to ring? Pappu: What do you think it is Sir? Teacher: I don t think I know Pappu: Sir I don t think I know eithe

Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria Pappu: Here it is Sir Teacher: Where? You haven t drawn anything Pappu: Sir you won t be able to see bacteria without a microscope

Girl: How much do you love me? Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM Girl: Oh my God I am so lucky Pappu: Thank God She doesn t know that mobile has dual SIMs

A teacher sent a note to Pappu s mother: Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls Jeeto sent a note back: Please advise solution father has same problem

In IIT exam Pappu writing a test Prove Sin x = 6n Pappu cancelled n from both the sides Thus: Six = 6 He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT

Teacher says to Pappu In Algebra A = B B = C It means A = C Now give a relevant example Pappu: Sir I love You and You love your daughter it means that I love your daughte

Pappu: My girlfriend admitted to me that she s been cheating Bunty: That s really sick Pappu: Not really I told her that as long as her teacher didn t notice it she s fine

Teacher: Pappu Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya Bolo Kya Saza Doon? Pappu: Teacher Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do Pleaseee

Pappu: You should see my girl She s beautiful as a mirage Bunty: That s the wrong simile A mirage is something you can see but can t get your hands on Pappu: That s my girl

Teacher: Jurmana Maafi Di Arzi Likho Pappu: Sir Jurmana Kina Hai? Teacher: 5 Rupae Pappu: Ah Lo 5 Rupae Mere Bapu Ne Keha Hai Ke 5-10 Pichhe Kissi Kanjar Di Minnat Ni Karni

Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine Bunty: So what happened? Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates She said no and so I threw it at her Totally worth it