Ironically the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the live

Ironically the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the live

You know you re drunk when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seat belt on

People always say that alcohol kills but if you think about it it causes many births too

I always take life with a grain of salt; plus a slice of lemon; and a shot of Tequila

Ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speeches? It s called Alcohol

You know you re drunk when you sit down on the toilet sear and try to put on your seatbelt

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

I only drink a little but when I do I turn into another person And that person drinks a lot

Relationship between Cafes and Bars: Most of the love stories start at Cafes and end at Bars

It doesn t matter if the glass is half empty or half full There is clearly room for more wine

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers Now they drink like their fathers

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers Now they drink more like their fathers

Part of me says I can t keep drinking like this While another says - Don t listen to him he s drunk

If beer is proof that God loves us then hangovers are a proof that He has a sadistic sense of humou