Girls express their feelings with lot of tears; And Boys express their feelings with bottles of beers

Need urgent help: Please suggest me what should I do? PK Dekhu? Dekh Ke Piyun? Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?

I hate friends who can t handle alcohol The other night they dropped me thrice while carrying me back home

Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs This sentence has all 26 alphabets of English Be proud to be a drinke

3 simple steps to Happiness: 1 Make a peg 2 Say cheers and finish it 3 Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you feel happy

Doctor said to drink alcohol only one day a week but did not say which So let s drink every day not to miss that day

Santa: I live with Fear every day Banta: Is it that bad? Santa: It is - but sometimes She allows me to go to the ba

I feel sorry for people who don t drink When they wake up in the morning that s as good as they are going to feel all day

Why do people find drunk texts annoying You re the person they re thinking of when their brain can t even function properly

Drinking Drinking little beer; How I wonder which bar is near; Scotch rates are up so high; Let s have IMFL with peanuts fry

Why is it always I see you drink all the beer today instead of Oh honey that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerato

O Lord Give me Coffee to change the things that I can in the morning; And Whiskey to accept the things that I can t in the evening

L - Lake of Beer O - Ocean of Whisky V - Valley of Rum E - End of stock (bar closed) Love is injurious to health So simply avoid love

Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity That s why: Ghar - Bar Khana - Peena Dawaa - Daru