Missed Call To Ek Bahana Hai; Irada To Aapka Ek Lamha Churana Hai; Aap Chahe Humse Baat Karo Ya Na Karo; Aap Ki Yadon Mein Humara Ana Jana Hai

H A P P Y N E HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di Aaj panchayat bulai hai Agle ke ghar kalesh pad geya; aur aap nai saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho

Ladka Shaadi Se Pehle - Spiderman Sagai Ke Samay - Superman Shaadi Ke Samay - Gentleman Shadi Ke 10 Saal Baad - Watchman 20 Saal Baad - Dobermann

Ok Ok Ok Alright Ok Ok Ok Ok Bye Ok Bye Ok Ok Haan Haaaaaaaaaaaaaan Theek hai Ok Rakhun ? Most husbands on phone with their wives

Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene Stars + Moon = A romantic night Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather You + Your smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya

23 years ago Pooja Bhatt s movie SADAK was realeased and now it s her sister Alia Bhatt s HIGHWAY Desh ka Vikas to Hua Hai Ho Raha Bharat Nirman

Bahu: Babu jee I m going to Mall with my friends Alok Nath: OK but take my Sanskar Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye Alok Nath: I said take my Son s Ca

Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour The sweeper asked for 20 rupees Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha CYBER CAFE mein nahi

F: Faltu R: Rondu I: Irrshak E: Ehsaan Faramosh N: Namakul D: Darinda You might be all this and much more for others but for me you re a dear friend

Son: Can I go to my friend s house for party? Dad: Don t ask me Ask your mom Mom: Don t ask me Ask your dad Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch?

The only way to stop people from wearing sunglasses inside mall is by holding their hand and say Bahiya Kidhar Jaoge? Aao Main Chhod Deta Hun

Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it Behen de Tacos In competition Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa s and named it Terimaki

Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers? So that when someone would come in your life he would hold your hand and say Le Bidi Pee

Aggar John Abraham Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Uske Judwa Bachche Hue To John Abraham Un Dono Bachcho Ka Naam Kya Rakhega? Socho? Easy Hai Re Johnson Johnson

Pappu: A very frightening woman comes in my nightmares and scares the hell out of me Nirmal Baba: Stop watching Lady Gaga music videos Kripa Ho Jaye gi