Life has many ways to make us weak So one should always remember 3 things that ll keep us strong Breakfast Lunch and Dinner Think HATKE and eat DATKE

A Haryanvi Love Story: Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Red Rose Deta Hai Tab Ladki Buhut Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai Na Yo Ni Lendi Mai Yo To Laag Ra Mhare Ghraaan

There are 3 Dolls in a man s life: 1 His Daughter - Barbie Doll 2 His Girlfriend - Baby Doll 3 His Wife - 2337; 2366; 2306; 2357; 2366; 2337; 2379; 2354;

Side effects of Exams: A guy went to a restaurant He wanted to order food but he forgot what a Menu is called So he asked the waiter Syllabus Lana Zarra

Breaking News: Confusion on gold digging resolved The seer in Unnao clarified that he only wanted to sleep in the temple He had said Mandir Mein Sona Hai

Girl: It s not that I want you with me all the time; But it s just I don t want anyone else to have you even for a second Boy: Aaye Haye Teri English

Galileo used lamp to study; Graham Bell used candle to study; Shakespeare used street light to study MORAL: Sab Apne Jaise Hi The Din Mein TIMEPASS

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai; Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai

Chintu: Phil Haal Kya Karte Ho? Mintu: IIN Dropout Hun Chintu: Kya? Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun

Mom: Why do you watch English TV channels? Me: Kyun Kya Problem Hai Usme? Mom : Koi culture hai woh? 100 baar shaadi-divorce Me: What about Ballika Vadhu ?

Jab Tum Hanstey Ho To Lagta Hai Ki Insaan Pehle Bandar Tha Dekho Gussa Mat Karo Kyounki Jab Tum Gussa Karte Ho To Lagta Hai Ki Insaan Aaj Bhi Bandar Hai

Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee? Pakistani Cricketer: Yes Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte? Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge

Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari

Subah Rain Coat Pehno; Dopehar Ko Sun Coat Pehno; Shaam Ko Over Coat Pehno; Raat Mein 2 Rajai Odh Lo Saala Samjh Mein Nahi Aata Ki Mausam Hai Ya Fashion Show

Kulfiwala: Kulfi Lelo Kulfi Boy: Ye Kulfi Kitne Ka Hai? Kulfiwala: 5 Rupye Ka Boy: Ye Lo 5 Rupye Kulfiwala: Ye Lo Kulfi Based On A True Story