Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!WIFE on hearing this says,it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.

Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the othe

A woman goes to a dentist for tooth extractiondoc tells her to lie down and gets ready with toolslady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentistshe says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed